i'm a virgin who can't drive.







sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this



l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything



soulfullofproblems:

- I’m just horny as fuuuck
- depressed as shit
- and feeling some type of way, I don’t like it.



salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true

salemkittie:

that’s… kinda true



  • me: tru tbh but like idk like but idk man u kno? idk


chatterboxrose:

tumblr can go from porn and fandom to serious political talk in about .5 seconds and it’s actually pretty amazing



fragileclara:

greybies:

who even came up with the word motherfucker in the first place?

oedipus



Actual perfection Dan Howell

Actual perfection Dan Howell




cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?

cake-full-of-fist:

READY TO HOLD MY HAND FOR ALL ETERNITY FUCKBOY ?