i'm a virgin who can't drive.







holysmokesphan:

god bless luke cutforth

holysmokesphan:

god bless luke cutforth



who else is hoping that the fantastic foursome gets together on danandphilgames and plays cards against humanity?



sassings:

wish i was witty and cute but instead im sarcastic and annoying



jackhoward:

howdy-michaela:

didn’t think anyone had done this yet, & thought this was appropriate and really funny

I applaud you



  • person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
  • me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made


kaliforhnia:

Idk why I keep getting sad over people that don’t give a shit about me.



rawdi-kun:

dying before your friends and welcoming them to hell like

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